its your favourite blogger back on tracks!
so where have i been so far, you might ask.
well, i was stuck on a lonely island with a beautiful voluptuous lady. i was the alpha male (me being the only male on island). i used to hunt for food and she used to give me sweet sweet love upon arrival. we slept on bed made of palm leaves. they used to hurt us. but the threat of being maimed by the tribals who used to come here to make out with their gfs would keep us on our feet even after a disturbing sleep.
i had made some monkey friends too. they loved chasing me and i loved stoning them at night. then there were the usual troublemakers - the carnivore rabbits. used to bite off a finger or two occasionally. but they grow back, dont they?
but after my beautiful female complement was found to be having an affair with one of the monkeys, they monkey's wife appealed for justice, and the female monkeys, or "monkeena" as we jokingly used to call them, built a wood raft and hushed us out of their island.
after coming back, i separated from my girlfriend on grounds of infiedlity, and finally am back to being the single, normal, boring, unpolished self. in other words, i'm back to blogging.
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