Saturday, September 19, 2009

Divine Births

There are many Indian women, who, barren from the womb several years into their marriage - even after following the chaste practise of avoiding sexual contact - desire to have a child. They visit these new-age 'doctors' who sit in offices (and also offer you a chair), but their treatments are obviously ineffective (after all, injections don't make a new baby... unless one is being injected parts of a newborn child that will reassmble into a baby inside the womb). So they turn to those whose science has been proven since ages - or India wouldn't have been the most fertile land - the sages. They are better known as Tantriks, because of their affiliation to Lord Shiv, Bob-Marley looks, and a penchant for the the kinda stuff you see on death-porn websites.
These Tantriks are people with record meditation times, resulting in several superpowers and a direct tele-conferencing line to the God. They are the authority on Black Magic, summoning spirits to do things for them. They are also considered dangerous and malevolent, though why an explanation of the same can't find anything beyond their practise of mutilating live hen and puppies is confounding.

Many claim to have been blessed with children after visiting these Tantriks. The skeptics accuse the Tantriks of mind control, seduction, finally leading into the act of undercover procreation. "It's scientifically impossible" is their cry. However, the truth is far from that. The truth is too scientific.

MORE COMING SOON...

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