Some people stick with white because it looks saintly, the color of God. They say black is the color of evil, the Satan. I can only say that it points to a bad decision on the almighty's part.
Firstly, it leads to embarrassment knowing that 'The Creator' did not have means to invent the process of dyeing any of the earthly colors onto fabric. Maybe he didn't have a color table for help - why he failed picking up any of #BDB76B, #C3B091, or #F0E68C for the colors of his attire. Not only would the earthly colors been more tolerant to looking dirty, they would have helped God move through the lands without scaring his creation. Roll back a gazillion years and think about those dumb sauropods panicking at midnight seeing some apparition in white float by...
Secondly - just imagine - God moving across the entire universe, spreading the message of love and peace, and impregnating barren lands with his creation. Satan on the same journey to promote his empire of think-and-do-evil.
God is forced to take breaks to wash his whites. Sometimes it is just too embarrassing to approach the mortals in dirty clothing. God has to put his creation time researching in complex emulsifiers and wettings agents that can give best results. Then he has to face the question of whether to dispose of his old tarnished whites or not. It is difficult because God has no God to look for answers.
Satan, on the other hand is all happy in his blacks. Black helps him move stealthily across planets, as it absorbs all light and that can only help when all you're surrounded by is dark matter. Satan does not need care about keeping his blacks clean. They will always look the same. Satan says: "Well, if they get any more dirty, they can only be more - black - duh!" And Satan gets a lead over God. The message of evil is the 'in' thing now among what God had originally created.
God summons Satan one day, and talks over a change of dress code. He feels sick wearing 'all that white'. "But I picked it first, ain't letting you have it", says Satan. God tries using reverse psychology on him to invert the evil to good but that doesn't work. Since Satan had to travel across a quarter of the universe to meet God, he asks for one of God's favorite spells in return. Satan would later reverse engineer it to create that fireball effect now identified with hell.
Evil empires stand everywhere now, only a few good remain. Those counted among the good become conceited and arrogant and keep to themselves. God's purpose seems defeated. He goes into 'sorta' depression. The twisted thinking results in his creation of Earth, at last - where we get to take any side that we'd like than being forced to absorb the message of God. And yet there are those who try to force their opinions under the deception of 'message of God', making God cringe in pain.
PS: Search for 'saint' on google image search (even with safe search ON) and the very first result is good enough to show the inverted ways of our planet. so lets sin!
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