Saturday, November 28, 2009

We will never grow up, will we?
Being cultured in a culturally insipid culture, everybody remains frozen in a state of infancy past their teens. Speak about expanding horizons, and all that we will dream of is having a Fosters or Kingfisher. Speak about having personal life, and everybody will try to dig deeper into the flesh of your existence, a childish curiosity. Speak of love and it HAS to be a simple duality with another person.

We should help others help ourselves.

Friday, November 27, 2009

dont believe in these

People are always taken for a ride
having the internet makes it all the more easier

Remember the one about Russians outsmarting the Americans by using pencils?
HOAX!

Remember the one about a speech from Lord Macaulay praising Indian society, and the need to break that society for complete domination?
HOAX, YOU IGNORANT BASTERDS!

And the one about an Alice (substitue any other cute name), just a few months old, dying from Cancer?
EMOTIONAL ATTYACHAAR!

And the one about some [south] indian making a computer to beat Microsoft (sic!) and 50% of NASA having Indian blood?
UP YOuRS!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Small things

Remember those Chinese ink pens you used for your board exams? "HERO" might ring a bell...Abhishek got one today, for nostalgia (masked as a need for office use). Only now we find out that Hero is a major chinese pen manufacturer. Magically nobody's made their clones, or launched a competing brand. Then pen still costs a mere Rs30, and a bottle of Chelpark ink would add another Rs12 - that was our arsenal 8 years back. With talks of our dear Hero came flowing down names of Add, Uni, Pilot, Schneider, Parker, Sheaffer, Lami, and those nerdy PEN FIGHTS.

SO it happened that I got into a minor conversation about the himalayan side of hills earlier today, with a work colleague. And then I could feel the threshold approaching, the all wanderlust craving to spill out.
"There are people who always find the grass greener on the other side"
"Those are the people with only one grass to live for. Some fall in love with the grass all around them"
Valley of Flowers crept into the head, and I was actively daydreaming. And then I was reminded of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle maintenance, since we were working towards a delightful Chautaqua...Alas, Pirsig not being common between us, and the call of Ping Pong, and our thought was interrrupted.

Yu know: I smell like prawns tonite.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Today went by 10 minutes back. And it went so predictable. Things got so highly predictable that I could flaunt rash guesses about the day. The ping pong table also saw me counting for 100% occupancy, and mixing my play to keep rotating opponents. Maybe it's just a new cool/clairvoyance that I woke up with.
Anyways, the day's gone and so is the cool. I just cooked myself a sad dinner of over-salted, over-boiled, and pseudo-fungus-laden potatoes. I hope they evade my digestive system. The new day brings with it a weariness, with a despondency about not watching enough movies lately, and anxiety about which office space we'd be populating starting today.

Here's one to two bars of Snickers schokolade. If you GET this connect, do tell me.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Hot Sultry Indian girl names

विचार मंडली: Pande, Rao

Names ending with A/AA:
  • Devika sounds very hot. The promiscuous city girl in Dev D was also named Devika.
  • Deepika also reminds of somebody you'd want to meet. And no, Deepika Padukone doesn't count in this subconscious deduction.
  • Shilpa reminds of wide proportions.
  • Shilpi, on the other hand, sounds artsy and exotic. 'Shilp Kala' is the art of stone carving.
  • Maneka sounds bitchy - probably for its background of Maneka being the seductress to sage Vishwamitra.
  • Neha sounds good, desirable. But it's so common that it can be a turnoff - like Abhishek for guys.
  • Ankita doesn't ring any bells. It's like staring into a blank paper curtain - there can be anything on the other side.
  • Yuvika sounds cultured.
Going random
  • Ritu is something cheerful, not sultry.
  • Rituparno sounds hot. But then its a guy's name. There's Rituparno Ghosh.
  • Rituparna is a bit less-hot. But its a girl's name. There's Rituparna Sengupta.
  • Monica, though sounds exciting, is too unpredictable. Almost always disappointing.

Girl names that are Guy names + the 'matra':
  • Vibha (Vibhu) is confusing.
  • Manisha (Manish) sounds sultry.
  • Kritika (Karthik?) is interesting. Too long to pronounce and traditional.
    Kriti is smashing. There's a hot and upcoming model by that name
    Kirti isn't. Just okay.

And then, in a flash of genius
Lipika. omfg, LIPIKA.
what does that remind you of? This name is now labeled NSFW.
We have found the ULTIMATE HOT GIRL NAME!

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