Thursday, December 22, 2005

With Devious Intentions

I have been away.
But I have not been down.
I have just changed my blog address. Needed more control and flexibility. Damn, I planned to say this in a less corporate tone.

Anywho, my new shoutbox is now at my own website http://www.saos.org
The link to the blog is: http://saos.org/weblog

There! that link generated the first referral link for my website.
I hope you folks would help me get some clicks. Its not like I am providing you with trash. Go and have a look, its interesting. Please comment back if you like it. I am on course to make some engaging updates in the next two days.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

My date with Satan

In the Bible, the book of Revelation says 666 is the "number of the beast," usually interpreted as Satan or the Antichrist.
Some people like to call 616 as the unholy number. Here's why.

It all happened yesterday.
My day started with a very high ping of 666 to the local ISP's server.
Then I restarted my download to find it begin at 66.6%.
Following that, my percentile in a general quiz was 66.6. Yeah, I know I suck at non-technical knowledge.
Then I found the messenger status of one of my deeply religious friend to be "Tying noose round neck."

Thats when I decided to move into seclusion.
Did not post, or talk to anybody for rest of the day. Was sleeping most of the time (maybe laziness was the sign of being possessed by satan, but thats my daily fare).
Things went fine for the day :)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Google Blogger Service in Question

As of now, I am finding blogger service to be very frustrating. It lacks many desired features, and for seemingly no reason, google has stopped their Auto Update feature, which updates your recent blog list, your profile views, etc. Plans to move on to a better service might be in the making. Let us see where they go.

A reason why my blog might be unappealing is that I update it with everything. Not a particular dedication, but a whole bucketload of those. I wish that I could somehow categorise them. I hope there's a script somewhere that I can include in my template for the task.

Only feature that makes me happy is the Multiblog one, which I shall be implementing soon, along with a complete site revamp, and categorising my entries. It would involve long hours of manual work. If someody can help me the automation, I'll be more than glad :)

Alpha Mom TV

http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/features/12026/
How to turn your children into tools of experimentation and marketable commodities. The worst thing after paedophilia. I feel sorry for that kid.
Forcing your failed American Dream onto your kids.

Posted below is Metafilter's reaction to the news (source).

"Dear Ryland:
We, the citizens of the internet, apologize for the way in which you were raised, and we will try to bear in mind the adversity you faced as an child before passing judgement on your actions as an adult. Thanks to this article we were all aware of the psychic trauma inflicted by your mother (aka "The Martha Stewart of Parenting™"), but as simple bloggers and computer programmers, we were powerless to stop this abuse. It is our hope that upon this day of the symbolic beginning of your adult life, you will be able to read this history of your early years, and to reflect on the toxic culture of insecurity and fear that was the undoing of so many good people of your parents' generation. It may be difficult to face these facts, but chances are you're reading this online, and (assuming the internet is not a wholly-owned subsidiary of Walmart by 2023) there are millions of people here who can help you work through these issues. Also Ryland, we apologize for your name."

An Assortment (more links!!)

Continuing from my previous blog, I have to confess that whatever sane blogs I've posted lately, most have come at a time when my brain is supposed to be indexing the day's events and tummy carrying on the digestive process at full throttle and my eyelids moving rapidly while I dream of conquering cities/canoodle with ladies. I hope this conflict of the body and the mind does not mess up anything on the inside.

Here are some links which exemplify hard-work and experience
  • Anatomy of a Digital Camera: Image Sensors - thoroughly informative. Goes through the history of sensors (Crop Circles demystified inside!), types of sensors, technological advances, and sensor manufacturing techniques. A must read for all digital-photography enthusiasts.

  • Best Online Games - free, online, and available right now. Covers many games I like and which ended up being a craze over the net.

  • WordPress - "state-of-the-art semantic personal publishing platform with a focus on aesthetics, web standards, and usability. WordPress is both free and priceless at the same time.", as the site says. Definitely worth integrating on your website.

  • TechCrunch - a site hellbent on profiling the best apps and services which they predict would influence Internet 2.0. Very interesting and informative.

Moving too fast / Reacting too slow

Currently, I have been in a sort of dilemma.
My original mission was to scour the www and absorb as much culture as possible.
On a daily basis, I average to bookmarking about 10 new websites (yes, not webpages!). And thats only a small percentage of what all I browse through. (I would be glad to share them only if somebody would show an interest)

That brings the problem. With so much information, comes the problem which I'd like to term "Mental Sphagetti". It sometimes does become all jumbled up. Especially when you have explored topics ranging from "The Clyons" (related to Battlestar Galactica) to "Jetaime Machine Dildo" (NSFW) to "Che Guevara's Irish Roots" to "Digital Cameras" etc etc etc.
I do not mean to be self-inflating, but i think its really getting too much.

And to top that, I have been trying to committ myself to Start Reading Books, Cycling, Football (aka Soccer in the US), Visiting Old Friends, Starting an Open-Source Project, Experiment in PHP and Python, Customising my weblog, just to name a few.
And not to mention the challenge I been losing everyday for the past few months: going to the bed early.

I'm surprised when others tell me that their life is too tiring.

By the time I'm finishing this blog, the feeling of optimism has taken over me. Wish me luck.

Friday, August 19, 2005

An assortment of the best Freeway Blogs

Continuing on the article I posted on Freeway Blogging, here is a collection of the best of them I found. Freeway Blogging has to be one of the most obtrusive use of Free Speech (in a positive sense). The quotes are in no particular order.

source: http://www.freewayblogger.com/


"We Support Karl Rowe - Americans 4 Treason.org"

Just besides a banner urging "Support Our Troops", as another one saying "Impeach the murdering bastards who sent them to die for a pack of lies."

"Rumsfailed"

"How many people have to die before we have to listen to the dixie chicks again?"

"Can" "You" "Feel" "a" "Draft?"

"Nobody died when Clinton lied."

"Osama Bin Forgotten", after the Americans forgot who they were actually after.

"The war is over", in the middle of which is the haunting silhouette of an Abu Gharib Prisoner.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Freeway Blogging

Here's the link to the original article (requires subscription)
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article305340.ece

Those without subscription can either use the following link
http://iraqwar.mirror-world.ru/article/60111

OR


the original article pasted on this page itself

The Independent
12 August 2005 00:28

American Graffiti: Signs of the times


President Bush used to enjoy healthy support for his Iraq policy. But now freeway 'bloggers' are speaking out, writes Rupert Cornwell "Feel like getting something off your chest against that iniquitous warmonger in the White House? Well, you can write
a letter to your newspaper, tune in to liberal talk radio, or click to a reliably leftie website. Alternatively, you can take a drive on the highways of the United States."

These are the domain of the freeway bloggers, a breed that have invented a tangible concrete and tarmac version of the internet to make their feelings known about George Bush. The messages, posted from overpasses, bridges and verges, are
short, pithy and very, very rude.

How many of these bloggers are out there? No one really knows. Who are they? Mainly, it would seem, young men of a mildly anarchic disposition, with a message to get out, a modest talent for gymnastics and a pronounced taste for the adrenalin rush of their trade.

Are they breaking the law? Perhaps, though it's hard to argue that anti-Bush ranting is any more distracting to drivers than the raunchy fashion ads, local TV station
posters and the other beacons of rampant consumerism that adorn every US highway.

These advertisers have to pay for the privilege of course - but what about that hallowed first amendment of the US Constitution, guaranteeing free speech and free expression?

Nor is the technique illegal. Back in that distant 18-month period of unalloyed patriotism between the 11 September attacks and the first adrenalin-fuelled days of the Iraq war, America's highways blossomed flags, diatribes against
Osama bin Laden, and myriad calls to back the troops.

Now the politics has changed, and the messages have a darker ring. Next to an old sign bearing the message "Support our troops", a freeway blogger has added his suggestion as to how this might be best achieved: "Impeach the murdering
bastards who sent them to die for a pack of lies."

Another notes: "No one died when Clinton lied." Another cuts to the quick of the CIA leak scandal lapping at the President's top political adviser: "We support Karl Rove," says the message on the banner, signed "Americans 4 Treason.org"

Whether they are having a effect is debatable. Approval ratings for Mr Bush and his handling of the war are sliding to record lows -- but the 1,800-plus US soldiers killed in Iraq, the 10,000 seriously wounded, and a seemingly unquenchable insurgency surely have a lot more to do with it than the musings of these 21st century political graffiti artists.

Unarguably however, freeway blogging is a highly efficient means of expression. "A blog takes me about seven minutes to trace and paint, six seconds to hang," says one
practitioner. The materials -- cardboard or cloth and paint -- cost only a few dollars, and affixing them is also pretty simple.

According to one set of instructions posted on the internet, smaller signs should be placed against fencing and strapped in position with strong bungee cords. For larger signs, coat hangers as well as duct tape are recommended. The hangers
should be taped to the top of the sign and then twisted around the fencing, before being fastened with the bungee cords.

And don't worry about the fencing obstructing the view. As long as the letters are six inches high, a sign will be perfectly legible. As for location, anywhere (almost) goes. Not just overpasses and verges, but "anything you can see while driving is a place you can put a sign", the instructions advise would-be bloggers.

"The more difficult it is to reach, the longer it'll stay up. Tens, even hundreds of thousands of people can drive by a sign before one of them takes so much as five minutes to take it down. Apart from actual prisoners, you won't find a
more captive audience than people in their cars." Some of the signs disappear in minutes. But others stay up for months.

As a general rule, another blog-artist comments on the website http://www.freewayblogger.com , the larger the sign, the faster it comes down. "The most effective signs I post are small reminders along the peripheries of the freeway
such as 'The war is a lie', or 'Osama Bin Forgotten'."

The spoilsports who take them down are, he presumes, "cops, highway workers and Republicans". But who cares, in the easy-come, easy-go world of the freeway blogs. "So long as you can keep putting them up, it really doesn't matter."

In a way, moreover, the medium is even more effective than the internet from which it draws its name. Political cyberspace is divided into ghettos of the left and the right -- but as an aficionado puts it, "When you put something on
the freeway, you get everybody."

And on the jammed California freeways where the art form was pioneered, everbody means a lot of people -- tens, even hundreds of thousands of commuters on an eight-lane highway, all with no choice but to read these roadside political
statements. For Republican drivers, it must be hell. But for the freeway blogger, life doesn't get any better.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Idiot

Yesterday night (rather call it today morning), I spent a lot of time blogging about my strange dreams/nightmares.
On retrospection, it seems very idiotic. I ended up wasting lots of time. Now this is not what blogging is supposed to mean. It should be spontaneous, not planned.

If I'm not clear about a thought, I'm never again forcing myself to blog about it.
Sorry to those who mistakingly clicked on my blog and found utter nonsense last night.

PS: One reason why it ended up so boring might be because I had not drawn any inferences from my dreams beforehand, even though I had recalled everything related to them and typed it out on my PC.

Finding the culprit

I am finding it hard to ignore the flood of dreams/nightmares lately. Almost at a daily basis, I wake up recalling the past happenings in my subconscious mind.

Two days ago, I woke up shuddering. It was a combination of 2 nightmares in succession (what are the odds of that). That was the first time I logged them on my PC, in the middle of the night. They were just too morbid to post here.

Last night's nightmare made me realise that I had, unconsciously, created a world around me which only appeared to me in my dreams. I recall meeting one of its characters in that dream. Here's the vague sketch of him I recall:

He is a theif. A petty one, to say. Or maybe a risk-taker. For he would never make a grab at the BIG stuff. It would always be something you carry along with you. It maybe your money, or your gadgets, or your clothes. Maybe that was what made him triumphant, a trophy of some sorts for him. One of his little idiosyncrasies was that he would leave a small sticker on you having a really goofy title.

On my last encounter, he took away my precious 100 rupee (Indian Currency) bills from my pockets, and my mobile. An attempt was made to lure him further, but I ended up kicking the wrong man in the balls. I hope I get him the next time around.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Stalker: Shadows of Frustration

GSC Games seems lost. Either that, or it gets pleasure from irritating its fan-base.

Stakler: Shadows of Chernobyl has been in discussion for long. But there is still no clue as to whether its future release date of Feb 2006 (after a long history of delays) would stand firm or not. As if it already has'nt been long enough.

I had posted before about it too. Since then, all that has been added on the website is lots of crappy fan-made artwork, some videos and interesting (but fictional) accounts from (fictional) characters roaming in "The Zone".
I realise that it is not nice to praise some aspect of a thing when you're express your anger, but that is the only remaining factor that still allures me to their website: the technical and methodical way in which they log each and every event.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Yahoo plays the bigger card

A couple of days ago, Yahoo announced that it has indexed more web pages than any other engine on the planet.

not always does quantity equal quality, as is usually seen. But in this case, just due to sheer size of their database, one might find some of the most unknown resources on the www.

MSN, as of now, sucks. officially.
Yahoo! still looks bulky and nascent (in terms of relevancy of results)
Google is THE LEADER. But it is losing colour due to its higher ranking of old pages, which does not always mean that they are better.

As somebody commented (source): "Google is the Net version of Paris Hilton. People are starting to get tired of both. Why? Well, the G search results are truly crappy. The first two pages tend to be all linkfarms and dinosaur sites launched in 1995 which have a ton of incoming links and nothing more. Adwords has lost its effectiveness as a marketing tool for many businesses. No one clicks anymore and when they do they don't buy. And Adsense is so froth with fraud it's a wonder that any advertiser uses allows their ads to be published on other people's sites. Thank god for the new competition from Yahoo and MS."

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Cyber Fad

peekaboom.org


This has been one of the most engrossing websites i have come accross lately.
Its a very simple game online game, which connects you to another person accross the globe, as it has to be played in pairs.

At a time, one acts the "Peeker" while other is the "Boomer". The objective is to identify an object located somewhere in the image. The Boomer clicks on a part of the image to reveal it to the Peeker. As the Boomer keeps revealing the image with time, the Peeker has to guess the thing being pointed to. Then you play the Boomer and your partner plays the Seeker.
The more correct answers, the more points. Simple.

Give it a try, though I must warn you that it might become seriously addictive if you are not in a hurry.

answers.com / gurunet

Its rare that something you barely have known about all this time (after long hours of daily browsing) can suddenly have an immense impact on you. honestly, this is what a glimpse at answers.com would do to you. It has been built by GuruNet, which boasts of their patented "Answer Engine" (how efficient/effective that is remains to be tested).

The website labels itself a "Smart Reference Engine". It is based on a concept that would soon see many clones popping up. Instead of relying on the usual "Type, Search, Click a result" methodology, it displays you the most relevant and factual information about your search from the most reliable sources on the net (Houghton-Mifflin, Columbia University Press, Merriam Webster, MarketWatch, Investopedia and Who2) on a single page. Now there is no need to leave the secure premise of this lovely website, and wander around aimlessly on sites which just found a higher ranking by manipulating the search engines. It breaks the traditional paradigm for seeking information.

A very nifty addon is its 1-click toolbar that integreates with your system, and whenever you [Alt]-click on any word, it gives you more info than you'll need, instantly.

Well, there seems to be no downside to this other than making the cyber potatoes hit the roof of laziness ;)

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Setting high aims

First, let me introduce you to Dave Barry's comic blog
http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/
which keeps being fed with links of utter human stupidity, and sometimes Dave's own hilarious treatment.

Here was one of the interesting links i reached first and foremost
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/4744889.stm
It is about a child with aspirations of becoming a dump truck operator. His father even took him to an airshow, but he prefers the other job.

Monday, August 08, 2005

please, please. i'm really sorry.

i tried to log in to the blogger today. it turned me down. then it let me in the second time.
of course, i've been ignoring it for so many months. just no reason or explanation on my side.
i've neither been that busy, nor away from the PC (well, for about a month, yes), nor that i forgot about it too. plain irresponsible and procrastinating.

actually i have a reason. i started to blog to:
  • find a virtual home for my thoughts

  • improve my own lifeless life

  • make friends, though very cautiously

  • follow a cultural revolution

  • just for the fun of blogging



i didnt see any of those, except one or two, being fulfiled. so why should i continue?

but never mind, i'll continue to blog. no matter what. hi fellow bloggers, once again.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

The Winner

After a tough round of judging, and my mother reminding me "when was the last time you took a bath?" all the time, a decision has been arrived upon.

Yes, the winner of "I don't get it, why would'nt they like my blog" award is

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Chronicles of an Eclectic Life
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the winners would get false pride and satisfaction by this award.

Nominees

And the Nominees for the "I don't get it, why would'nt they like my blog" award are:



Winner will be announced in 1 minute.

Delicacies

When I woke up this morning, I started my day with some tasty mango juice and loads of chesse!! After that began my regular round of surfing, which popped up in my mind Cult of the Dead Cow Blog, which I had grew fond of but discontinued following it lately. As always, the postings were nothing short of thought-provoking and informative. I guess nerds are best at that.

That site contained a link to this old, but wonderful article:
Orwell's Elephant and the Parading of Qusai and Odai Hussein
by Pierre Tristam

It relates the ideas expressed by George Orwell in "Shooting an Elephant" to the acts of USA in showing its superpower status.


Other than that, I also learnt something more about Backmasking, which is art of putting hidden messages in your songs consciously/unconsciously. Led Zeppelin is said to have excelled at it. Hell, those who work on this even found Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to be condemning Allah.


Then there's a long biography of Carlos, the Jackal: International Terrorist. Some claim him to be the most dangerous person on the planet, who has been responsible for many of the famous assasinations.

I also found a great review of Song 2's "Coffee and TV" music video, which is a 6+ min delight.


Will keep giving more and more from the world of the net.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Stalker: Shadows of Chernobyl further delayed

yes, the game has been delayed once again. its old news, but i've come to know abt it recently.

seems like either the stalker developement team is either master of procrastination or crazed to be consummate with their work. lets hope that latter on stands correct.
i cannot wait to be a STALKER, roaming through "The Zone" and "Sarcophagus".

Black Caricatures: Gollywog and Picaninny

Let me start off with the links first:

Blytons, Noddies and Denoddification Centres: the changing constructions of a cultural icon
The Gollywog Caricature
The Picaninny Caricature
More links on everthing2.com


My interest in the topic grew as a result of coming accross a torrent of "Black Little Sambo" video short. I learnt that it was banned because of being "racist", same as Noddy. Further delving revealed that it all was a part of bigger scene.

all have been victims of "political corretness" revolutions in positive or negative sense.
Gollywogs are grotesque dark creatures with jet black skin, large eyes, clown lips and disorderly hair.
Picaninny remains the most controversial representation of black people. Detailed as greedy slobbers, who had unkempt hair, bulging eyes, red lips and large mouths to stuff melons in.
I also found about controversy regarding Uncle Remus, a black story-telling character in "Song of the South". The movie was slowly phased out for being racist.
In a stew over Brer Rabbit

Friday, April 08, 2005

bad omen 24x7

why is it that everytime i look at my clock, the time's either 1:11 or 12:12. AM or PM.
i swear that rarely do i get a nice non-scary time like 2:47 or 9:51.

usually its associated with bad omen. that, or i'm just lucky. but looking at the events lately, i can confidently stick with the first one.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Interesting Read

Shamelessly lifted straight out of the frontpage of Penny Arcade, run by witty and genius minds. Stick around, and you'll find out what I mean.


We met Geoff Zatkin when we were invited to speak at Digipen a while back. Being a person who plays a lot of videogames I'd created this image of a wizened "game designer" that was part shaman and part puppeteer, and to actually come into contact with one was intimidating. He's a nice enough guy, but when people asked us questions on the panel we would just spit up something offensive and he would respond with a series of extremely relevant statistics. To think that his art is committed largely in the tables of Excel, submerged in numbers and their relationships to one another is something that really humanized the process for me.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you… Monolith's Geoffrey Zatkin. He was one of the original designers on Everquest, worked on the star-cross'd Sovereign, Everquest 2, and Matrix Online. His current game is, as of yet, unannounced.


So, I've been working professionally in the games industry for over eight years now and I can tell you – we're a funny bunch of people. As a rule we don't dress that well, geek out over "unfashionable" things, spend too much money on superfluous technological gadgets and, dare I say, might look a bit funny. Every game industry veteran I know can tell you stories of "that guy" who slept in his office, never showered and smelled... um... Or about the tester that, after 30 hours of caffeine induced productivity, purposefully downed some testing department concoction for $50 of pooled change.

We're a young industry. Nobody wants to make anything second rate so we inevitably take on wildly ambitious projects. We also have some genetic inability to schedule accurately and therefore end up working massive unpaid (since most of us are salaried) overtime. Some people that went to business school take advantage of this and turn game industry workers into slave labor. And don't think I'm just talking about EA. Your industry heroes work like dogs too. Ask a Blizzard employee what their "core" hours were for the last year+ before WoW launched. Or a Bungie employee leading up to Halo shipping. And those are the lucky ones. For every studio that turned out a brilliant game, multiple other teams of equally cool people ended up wasting years of their lives working on games that never saw the light of day, came out stillborn or got pushed out early and died an ignominious screaming bug-filled death.

Don't even get me started on the core work hours for Japanese studios.

We're young and we're stupid and we work too much. But now some of us are getting older and a bit smarter. We try to plan our schedules better so as not to alienate our families. But there are a lot of people that want to work in the games industry – so if you won't do it, someone else might.

So we try to schedule better AND put out quality stuff.

The average price of making games has been escalating rapidly. Too many features have become standard (multi player, obligatory tools for player made content, matchmaking, cut-scenes, transforming donkeys, etc.), the caliber of graphics has risen (ironically, teams are getting bigger AND games are getting shorter because of how long it takes to make the higher quality art) and a myriad of other market factors. Nothing you buy from a store was made by a few people in a garage anymore. It hasn't been for years. One of my buddies was speaking to a high school class a few weeks ago about the game industry. After a few moments of disconnect, she asked the class what they thought the development cost of the last GTA game was. Most students thought it was around $500,000. She informed them that they were short about two zeros.

And some of these games make a ton of money. Most of them don't. And for the hell we go through, most of the industry doesn't pay that well. There are exceptions – some people make out very well. But let me warn you in advance – most of us don't exactly drive Ferraris. Don't get into video games for the money. Do it because you love games. If you want to make money in the industry, own the company. Create a good new IP (intellectual property) that appears in a single well received game. Then sell your company (and the IP) to a bigger company (like EA). Then leave. Don't stay – it will break your heart.

Or better yet, be a publisher.

I'm a lead game designer. And no, I don't play games all day. I play games at home in the evenings, trying not to piss off my wife because I'm spending time with my mistress (i.e. my computer) and not her. Watching me work is boring. I'm either writing something in Word, juggling columns and mathematical formulas in Excel or mocking up exciting diagrams in Visio. If I get really crazy, I might Photoshop something up to show an artist what I'm talking about. The "lead" part of my title means that I get to spend about 25%-50% of my day reviewing my team's documents and scheduling tasks so that we don't hold up the other departments. Then I sit in hours of meetings to make sure that everyone understands the design… and to learn why the programmers, artists, testers, producers and even other designers want to string-up me up this week. If I'm lucky, I have time to walk across the street and get a mocha.

At PAX this year I was a judge for their "pitch your idea for a game" sit-in. I got to break a lot of hearts by telling the audience a very sad fact – that in my 8+ years as a professional game designer, not once has any boss of mine ever asked me for an idea for a new game. Not once. Again, unless you own the company, you get assigned a project (or jump ship to another company working on a game that sounds interesting). Sure, I've helped flesh out any number of games from concept to fully realized design. And that's the hard part. Coming up with a good idea for a game is like coming up with a good idea for a novel. Everybody does that. But very few people have the discipline to sit down and write the book. The ideas are easy – the execution of the idea is the hard part.

The burnout factor is high. Like writing a book, there are a lot of people that half way though a project throw up their hands, burn their computer, shave their dog and trek off to outer Siberia to live the rest of their lives as hermits.

So, to summarize, we're a young industry full of pale, egotistical people that dream up ambitious games, work impossible hours and sometimes smell a bit funny.

Beck : E-Pro

I've been exposed to Beck only recently (yes i know you must be mocking me right now). Much due to the media coverage his new released album "Guero" was getting. What got me more interested was that the music video for "E-Pro", the first track from his new album was made by Shynola, the same folks who created the music video for Junior-Senior's hit single "Move your feet" and Radiohead's Blipverts and "Pyramid Song".

So I decided to dig in deeper and deeper into the history and discography of his, and also developed great respect for Shynola in the meantime. I'll ask them some things regarding the video, as nothing could be found on the net.


First here's something about the video: Song begins with lyrics "See me comin' to town with my souls", which is accompanied by video of Beck coming out of a coffin. He digs up his dog while zombies flung their arms to get him. He escapes on a bicycle, which converts into a huge spider that climbs over buildings. Very nice perspective manipulation during this part. Then Beck lands in a forest where birds chase him off from a diamond kept in nest. The birds rip out his head and throw it in the ocean. Beck is caught by a fisherman, who blasts him back to the graveyard. Beck jumps on to a rail of music notes floating through the air. Video ends with him standing on a lone music note in the air.

Video looks like drawn from crayons. I couldnt find any site giving any details as to how it was made, not even website of those who created it.

The song itself is very engaging. Begins with some swinging guitars, trademark of his single "Loser", which was THE slacker song of 90s, which soon turn into a full-scale orchestra.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Unsure of origin, but damn funny

Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866. The white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St. Peter's Square that his name had hilarious possibilities. The crowds fell about, helpless with laughter, singing:

Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the chimney smokes
Pope Goestheveezl

The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron Hans Neizant Bompzidaize was elected Landburgher of Koln in 1653.

Hate to say it

I hope somebody makes a regular mistake of going through my daily twaddle.

GWB and hypocrisy

Quoth Mr. Geroge W. Bush: "Throughout the West, John Paul's witness reminded us of our obligation to build a culture of life in which the strong protect the weak,"

Strong is not only supposed to protect the weak, it is supposed to provide and example. It should not breed contempt among those whom it claims to have helped. The strong should not stay behind when girls are being raped, militias are being formed, and law is being ridiculed.
Unfortunately the Bush administration has done none. Only that he has not further aggravated the devil.

over the years, he's been mocking the preachings of the same person. when he's dead, he honours him. what a big hypocrite!

Certain facts and ideas stolen from:

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Arrgh Mozilla

I'd been developing a habit lately - loading full webpages in the browser.
Why so? So that I can access them later through history or get back to the vast resources on the net whenever i needed.
Unfortunately i forgot. Mozilla sucks everything other than "secure browsing". One improper shutdown, and I lost everything. Opera is so much better in this respect. You can resume your broken session.

HIPs or Human Interactive Proofs

While making a rare visit to my discarded Hotmail account, the following text came when i logged in:
MSN Hotmail is also working to help stop junk e-mailers from misusing Hotmail accounts by providing a tool called Human Interactive Proof (HIP). To help our ongoing fight against junk e-mail, please fill out the text when prompted.
Want more information?


While the provided link took me to "An Idiot's guide to using Email" page, I decided to search on HIPs.
Remember those distorted, broken numbers you were asked to enter on most of the sites when creating an account, or when downloading a file? Turns out they all are a part of "CAPTCHA Project".

On the homepage were examples, which showed how urgent need it is to develop such technologies. Here's one
Online Polls. In November 1999, http://www.slashdot.com released an online poll asking which was the best graduate school in computer science (a dangerous question to ask over the web!). As is the case with most online polls, IP addresses of voters were recorded in order to prevent single users from voting more than once. However, students at Carnegie Mellon found a way to stuff the ballots using programs that voted for CMU thousands of times. CMU's score started growing rapidly. The next day, students at MIT wrote their own program and the poll became a contest between voting "bots". MIT finished with 21,156 votes, Carnegie Mellon with 21,032 and every other school with less than 1,000. Can the result of any online poll be trusted? Not unless the poll requires that only humans can vote.

Here's an excerpt from another website explaining HIPs
Classical cryptography has often factored humans out of the equation: when we say Alice and Bob can communicate securely (or authenticate, or sign, or perform a zero knowledge proof), we really mean Alice and Bob's computers can communicate securely. This has resulted in humans being a major security hole in practice. Human Interactive Proofs (HIPs) are an attempt to bring humans back into the picture.
HIPs provide solutions to at least two basic problems in human-related cryptography: telling human users apart from computers (or `bots'), and authenticating single humans securely in the presence of very powerful eavesdroppers.


Few have already broken certain algorithms. CAPTCHA homepage has the list. With quite high accuracy rates too. Nice to see Indians featuring in teams' rosters.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Found Out the problem

I was losing hair pondering over why my posts were not being updated on the profile page. And finally the blogger team replies:

"We have had to temporarily disable stats collection, which means that
recent posts and stats will not be updating correctly on your dashboard or
profile. We plan to restore this functionality in the short term but have
needed to stop collecting the information for now in order to stabilize
the database servers. We apologize for any inconvenience this problem has
caused."


and seeing that this problem has existed for many months now, i think the blogger.com team is hung on crack. either that, or google is up to "evil" just for fun.
the problem is not something minor and i expected a fix in short time. this thing is gonna put off many other bloggers like me.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Nemesis of the "small ones"

Today, in most unofficial fashion, I declare myself "Mosquito Slayer", "Cockroach Sniper", and "Spider Nazgul".
Yes, the uncouth retard who goes by nome de plume of "vidrohi" adds more monikers to his name.

Watch out for my series of posts to follow. The story and procedure explained. Insectillitious!

Warning: Insects were, and in the future, WILL be harmed, while I compile my Insect Monologues

A simple gaze does it all

source: boingbiong.net
original source: http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524914.900


Researchers at Harvard University tested the altruism of 96 volunteers with a game involving the donation of money.

"The researchers split the group into two. Half made their choices undisturbed at a computer screen, while the others were faced with a photo of Kismet - ostensibly not part of the experiment. The players who gazed at the cute robot gave 30 per cent more to the pot than the others. (Investigators Terry) Burnham and (Brian) Hare believe that at some subconscious level they were aware of being watched. Being seen to be generous might mean an increased chance of receiving gifts in future or less chance of punishment...

Burnham believes that even though the parts of our brain that carry out decision-making know that the robot image is just that, Kismet's eyes trigger something more deep-seated. We can manipulate altruistic behaviour with a pair of fake eyeballs because ancient parts of our brain fail to recognise them as fake, he says."


Not only humans, there was another recent scientific study demonstrating that monkeys think about whether they'll be seen before they swipe food that's not theirs. Similarly, humans donate more to charity if they're being watched. And oddly, this is true even if the gaze is coming from a photo of an anthropomorphic robot.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

look look...

there go my exigent duties and priorities in oblivion.

Keeps me kicking around

Arrrr,
Damn media is up to its antics once again. Stereotypical fashion.
Doing rounds, is the news of "Daniesh Kaneria", the Pakistani Spin Bowler (and a rare Hindu in Pak) making trips to Hindu religious destinations. Obsessed with showing his Indian-ness.
And of course, the scandal about great Indian actor Shakti Kapoor, being caught on tape, lecherously advising an undercover journalist posing as young upcoming actress to shed clothes at drop of coin if she wants to make it to the big screen.

Shakti Kapoor incident was simply shocking. Conservative Indian society might never see some actresses and directors mentioned in the tape with same religious respect as they did earlier. The news of Shakti Kapoor being banned from acting in Indian films comes as no big surprise. Shameful and regretful.
But then, one would say, its not everyday that such covert ops are held. Otherwise be prepared for a loooong list of lowlife jerks who somehow permeated in mainstream media. Its something we all know. Something we all expect.
To further add fuel to the fire, the News Channel undertaking the operation interviewed many upcoming actresses who shouted on the cameras and expressed their disgust. But I tell you, that by their looks, it gave impression that they had done the "sleeping around" part themselves. Well, if that didnt give them any media coverage, then speaking against the same did. Kudos! 3rd grade sleazebags.

Weekly TV viewing has been reduced to about 1 or 2 hours now. But somehow scandals and hype news always catch my eye. We make a good pair.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

back without noise

hey hey hey
its your favourite blogger back on tracks!

so where have i been so far, you might ask.

well, i was stuck on a lonely island with a beautiful voluptuous lady. i was the alpha male (me being the only male on island). i used to hunt for food and she used to give me sweet sweet love upon arrival. we slept on bed made of palm leaves. they used to hurt us. but the threat of being maimed by the tribals who used to come here to make out with their gfs would keep us on our feet even after a disturbing sleep.

i had made some monkey friends too. they loved chasing me and i loved stoning them at night. then there were the usual troublemakers - the carnivore rabbits. used to bite off a finger or two occasionally. but they grow back, dont they?

but after my beautiful female complement was found to be having an affair with one of the monkeys, they monkey's wife appealed for justice, and the female monkeys, or "monkeena" as we jokingly used to call them, built a wood raft and hushed us out of their island.

after coming back, i separated from my girlfriend on grounds of infiedlity, and finally am back to being the single, normal, boring, unpolished self. in other words, i'm back to blogging.