Monday, September 12, 2011

Indian schoolgirls in skirts

Morning jog. Army-veteran geriatrics (people with raving frilly white mustaches), schoolgirls in skirts, and cocker spaniels out there, too. Indian schoolgirls steer me to thinking of their japanese counterparts, loligirl images popping everywhere; but that thought originates in fond remembrance of missing all Comicons in Mumbai while I was around.
Briefly broke into this reverie about my kick over schoolgirls in skirts (no, not the Prem Chopra types lecherous kicks), as explaining to a patient but shrewdly logical friend, in the added company of his cousin bro and his fiancee: thing is, they convey a - as cliched as it sounds - "innocence". An innocence that is in sharp contrast to the political entities they assume themselves - or are taught to assume - to be only a few years down the line; how they turn human expression into a "game", hence making this life an artificial experience. A disgusting transformation. They lose their identity and assume one that the 'men' want them to. Yes, even the ones claiming 'liberation' are only a man's projection of a liberated woman that would serve to the man's perverse advantage. Never forget that. Its just something we have promoted to score more, with an added tinge of sympathy and encouragement to financial freedom.

Now India, we worship meaty women (warning: might lower your sperm count), as if keeping the contingency of being lost in desert with a spouse who could be used for nourishment at the back of their mind. It's a curious fad, since the fact of the diminished size of Indian men doesn't 'fit' (pun intended) with the excess proportions... ahem... let's just say they might get lost at the mouth of the tunnel itself. But that's a topic best kept for another day.
Now back to the obsession with fat deposits. The way average Indian women - as do the men - carry themselves: hideous walking chunks of cellulose deposits and chronic health issues that collapse them into a fatigued state; imprisoned by their own bodies, and a state which they don't even try to escape. [Note: they might think about trying, only that they never try. ] This might be the onset of the 'political entity' phase too, since everybody has to survive, and hence convince themselves of being more complex a creature than all the sugar they assumed themselves to be. "What came first - the cellulose or the politics?" is to be pondered about. Then things start on a descent into a general unhealthiness, as a reaction to their condition, and out comes a legacy of greed and spite. They manufacture their whole world out of spite.

Anyways, enough for scientifically unestablished logic, and my deductive hyperbole. Well, science has no definition for 'evil' or 'liberation, so these expressions aren't its domain. Moreover, these people are not all bad - I've sometimes observed them sparing a lamb or a puppy of its life, even in their great moment of passion; and sometimes even appreciating movies like '127 Hours', movies which invalidate their own existence. Remarkable sprinkle of virtues over their vices to hang just above from being total shit.

PS: the way Google returns results with matching terms, a lot of perverts are gonna end up here. you, sir, probably are one too. admit it here.