Wednesday, June 13, 2012

CM Number

Everyone knows the Erdos Number

How about a
CM number: the blood distance from the Chief Minister of the current state you find yourself threatened.

Usage:
"Oye chhod de mujhe, chutiye, mera CM number 3 hai."
"ओये छोड़ दे मुझे, चूतिये, मेरा CM नंबर ३ है |"
("Oye chestnutass, leave me facken alone, my numbar is the 3")

  • In the Dilli-UP territory, everybody claims a CM number of 4 or less, though they are rarely speaking the truth.
  • In Andhra Pradesh and Karnataka, marital union is legalised by plastering on the banners, next to a photo of the couple, a creature of CM number <= 4, in a pope-pose i.e. "let these two children fornicate with my consent".

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