Saturday, October 30, 2004

Review: Prodigy - Always Outnumbered Never Outgunned

Just got the album. And found it not worth the moolah, to summarise.

While prodigy continue their psychedelic beats, this time it doesn't grow on you like their earlier beauties(Fat of the Land). And I'd like to blame this on the selection of vocals. Irritating. But Prodigy's not to be let off the bench too, for their beats bear similarity to many of the games I played in the early years of video gaming. Not their trademark stuff. Brings up a lot of questions. Where is Keith Flint??? Why did it have to turn girlish???
Occasionally they bring up the imperious beats in opening of some tracks, but then they descend into perpetual blandness. Their electronic stamp is somewhat missing, for they tend to move to Chemical Brothers like music, who are undoubtedly master of their genre. Only a couple of tracks - Spitfire, Get Up Get Off - are worth the time.

Makes me "smack my face up" for gettin the album. But I actually read some other reviews over the net after to writing my own one, and they suggest it grows on you slowly. Lets hope so. Otherwise, Prodigy is having a disastrous phase.

I might sound like AABF21 (for the simpsons fans to know and the initiated to find out), but its just that I've heard much better albums recently.

Hibernation Encore

Blistering Blue Barnacles!

The exams had to start from next week. And chemistry, ugh!
  • Physics is actually interesting. loving reading about relativity.

  • Maths as always gets me to sleep.

  • Chemistry. I hate every letter of that word. Getting clubbed with a fossil bone is actually less painful to me than studying chemistry. Mode: Kill

  • Computers course is sheer crap. You should look at the kind of syllabus they expect us to study and become engineers of the future. Like a bored observer at an art gallery. Will see everything but never get to know the details.



Anyways, this means I'll have to go through the turmoil once again, and in the process dedicate smaller fraction of time to Computers(current usage: 8hrs a day). But would keep posting on my other blog if any good one liner aphorisms come into my bizzare mind.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Ralph Wiggum: A Shining Moment

From Simpsons, Episode 2F05: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I just had to mention this link separately.

For those who know what half-life is in terms of computer gaming, I present:
http://www.quirkybastards.net/halfpark/half_park.html

Links. Interest factor: 10/10

http://radio.weblogs.com/0105910/2004/10/19.html
http://www.scaled.com/projects/tierone/
ftp://ftp.ibiblio.org
http://www.aaevp.com
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.10/microcar.html
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~peterc/a/nsk.html

Reliving the passed times

I'm a game addict. No arguments. Don't try to offend me related to this or i'll have to do the honours of giving you freedom from this planet. But after I ended my relationship with SEGA's Little Master console to move on to more eveolved gaming over the PC, I've not looked back. Still remember the days of clearing first level in Mario and saving the Princess or killing that god-machine in Contra or Taking revenge over somebody's grave in Street Fighter. But those remained stuffed in some corner of my mind.

Until Now.

Found good ROM sites, downloaded emulators and ROMs, read some stuff about runing the softwares and editing the ROMs and I was off. Many hours of Contra, Super Contra, Street Fighter, Mario; I felt heaven. Here's a listing of some of the sites. Few, but not after you visit em:

snesheaven.org
romnation.com
emuconnect.com

In Hibernation

Oh geez, i totally forgot that i used to keep a blog. Hence the reason why it wasn't updated. Anyways, having an uninsteresting city life doesn't help either.
Nothing much to talk about. friends studying, nature seems to have gone on vacation, sports seem to have taken a step back. Finding nothing happening around makes you wanna blow up something just to check if humans still survive.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Coming up

I will swell out and then burst into little tiny pieces if i don't share my evergreen love for greenery. I'll be posting some eloquent(hopefully) deifications dedicated to nature in coming time, all based on true experiences.

Rolling out some good links

While my dedicated net connection is crawling these days, my procrastinating character still allows me to do a recon of some of the interesting stuff over the Internet. "Internet, Eh!"

Primate found in Dominican Republic of Congo resembling those in the movie "Congo"
Some Optical Illusions
Each day, new hack
Really Weird Names
The Genius called Issac Newton. Also browse herefor more of him.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Ethereal Feeling

Nature overwhelms you.

You just can't stop the appreciation when the bright green leaves dance in wind after heavy rainfall, while cool air tickles your skin. Or when you find the woods humming some unknown, hypnotizing tune on a star-lit night. Or when you jump with elation on finding that your stone took 14 bounces on the waters of a lake in the wild, obscure to the city folks. Or when you see water snakes slither away in the green waters of that same lake. Or when you hear low pitched roars of tiger on prowl or the shrills of a deer being hunted, waking you up at 3 in the morning. Or when the thunder gods gift you with an unforgettable sight: sparks of lightning seeming to meet at the crest of the hill and illuminating the whole valley.

For an ephemeral moment it seems that nature is everything you should survive for. Love till infinity.

Back in action

I am back in the virtual domain. after long time.

Nothing more addictive (in urban life) than the feel of your adroit fingers beating out on the keyboard while you lie back on your chair in your true environment.

For past some time, I was up in the Himalayas for some time. With whole family. Visiting different places. Appreciating nature and rawness of life.

Not that it was my first trip. I go there each occasionally, for my Grandfather was intelligent, caring and astute enough to buy a huge piece of land 60 years ago - which was a originally a discarded road built during the British times - and build a cottage on it. Its just that I cannot part with nature. On every visit I lose my mind at the sights and sound nature presents. Nothing gains superiority to Nature. NOT EVEN DIGITAL TOOLS. I'm saying this even after I spend 8 hrs at computers daily in my urban avatar.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Strange but entertaining night

I slept a little early - from my habit - at 10:30PM today. Originally I had planned to wake up at 0030hrs to watch Manchester United's Champions League match, and put an alarm for that.

But nightmares gripped me to bring me to a sweaty awakening at 2:00AM. Really scary memories. Something about taking my friends to hills, to spot some wildlife, in an open chevy, and getting mauled by a leopard in the night (I was attacked first).

I thought that the soccer match would have been over, but still turned on the television out of curiosity, to find my team won gloriously 6-2. Their new buy - the prodigal Wayne Rooney - scoring a Hat Trick on his debut!! By tomorrow the whole planet must be flooded with the news of soccer's future elite. Manchester really purchased a gem in form of this boy, same age as mine, and talents with the ball about gazillion times better than mine or anybody else.

That followed a good 4 hr session on PC, which I'll be ending after finishing off this blog. I'll try to compile my remaining memories whatsoever related to the dream I had, put some time to search about meaning of such stuff, and post it later when I'm back from College.

Adios till then!

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Solution to my mimsy self

Recap
I expressed scorn at 2 parties i went to for the selection of music and dance

Continued
I think I got too critical. I found there was 1 major cause for that: watching TV during dinner time. That develops your instinct to move towards the food plate instead of dance floor when thumping loud music is played. You just grow accustomed to laziness even when the best rockers on planet are playing, because thats what how associate food & dance.

Just like about 9 yrs ago when my friend introduced me to the very beautiful Cindy Crawford images he had at his PC (running Win95). She was dressed in little clothing. And the program his computer vendor had installed for image viewing was Corel 5. Hence double-cliking the image ran CorelPaint, which started with a splashscreen with baloons, circles, etc on a green background. Somehow that splashscreen just got printed in my memory because of what it was associated with.
So in the next 1 year, whenver I visited any friends of mine and found that program, I asked them to close the door, expecting something equally entertaining to come up on clicking on Corel Icon. At relatives' place I would blush. I just had related "Corel" to "Sexy Images".

That computer nescience lasted only till 1997, when I got my first PC.

Dull day

The expected action didn't happen at the college today. That kid who ruined our party yesterday, obviously was nowhere to be seen. The whole talk seem to have calmed down. Not much discussions related to it.
But what was surprising was that teachers didn't have a clue as to what mess we'd been in a day ago. Seniors chickened out of telling them the whole story. And juniors anyway won't.
So in the end, it seems, whole matter was hushed up. Well, that keeps our college away from negative publicity. But fire spreads sooner or later.

New day has come

Well, after yesterday's party being ruined by one of the senior students, everybody in college would be in the mood to cream him. He'll not attempt to even come near the college campus if he has a single brain cell left. So I don't actually expect fireworks today. But a lots of talking would sure go on. Lots of accusations, lots of cursing, and stuff.
And now I have to run and get ready for college. Bye.

Monday, September 27, 2004

Typical of us

Today at the party, one act where most of the eyes were rooted was that of a couple - both second yr students - dancing and romancing together. The boy was about 5 8", wearing a low-cut jeans and dark designer white shirt, and the girl about 5 4", dressed in stunning black dress which only went as far as her heels. For us its something out of normal and surprising. It does not usually happen when you are in process of learning i.e. in school or college. Even if you fall in love during college days, relationship is kept very clean and philosophical/fun.

Their chemistry worked well. They held each other, like they wouldn't separate till the end of time.

Unfortunately for the most of us, it was first time we were witnessing display of affection in public. And it drove people frantic.
Whenver they smooched, all around me burst into cheap laughter and claps; and me enjoying, not the acts of the lovebirds, but the antics of the crowd. At the same time the feeling in my mind ranged from anywhere from embarrasing to shameful. Some of my good friends, whom I thought highly of made really ugly comments at the girl and that just repelled me away from them for the rest of the party. I know I myself long for such times, but I don't think I'll be doing the in future if I myself have a stigma or fear or disgust attached to it. I don't see it as something to hide, but at same time I don't see myself mature enough for it. Hence the lack of a girlfriend of mine.

Luckily, the couple, either didn't notice or didn't give a damn about the whistles and woo-hoos of the crowd. They just held each other close, and synchronised their movements to perfection.

Art of Dancing in truly "Desi" Parties

In my earlier post, i mentioned my fresher party. here's something elaborated: How to dance in such parties.

I would give an excerpt from Ted Bundy's "Hand to Hand combat"

Now, let me discuss some of the basics you will need to know when you are in any combat situation.

Stance
The best stance when confronting an enemy is to put your feet at shoulders length apart and your arms should be facing forward, parallel to each other and bent at the elbows. Keep your knees slightly bent and stand on the balls of your feet.
Remember, you always want to maintain this stance when you are not striking at the enemy.

Balance
It is always important that you keep your balance. If you use the stance I have described above, you will never have to worry about it. If by chance you do lose your balance even for a second you can kiss your ass goodbye as the enemy will probably kill you.

Aggressiveness
Always be aggressive and always attack. Don’t just stand back and defend yourself against the enemy’s strikes as he will end up killing you eventually. If you are not aggressive, the enemy will think you are scared and he will have an advantage over you.
A great thing to do is yell at the enemy. This will scare the **** out of him if you start yelling at him and plus it also allows you to get more oxygen in your lungs so you will have more strength.

Natural Weapons
Your natural weapons are as follows: knife edge of either hand, the heel of your hands, your fingers folded at the second knuckle, your boot, your elbow, your knees, your teeth, your fore finger and second finger forming a „V“ shape, and your fist. These body parts alone are some of the most powerful weapons you can use.



You have to be skilled at this knowledge for a comfortable stay on the dance floor.

Indians always dance in multiple-people groups. The groups mostly unisexual, ie males dance together, females together. There will be lot of rush. Hence first step would be to take an agressive stance and slowly make way into the crowd towards your friends, who will be dancing somewhere in there. Then announce your arrival by a booming shout showing that you are all pumped up. Then comes the most difficult part: entering and staying in the group. For this you require to be very well balanced, as well as in a high. The slower you dance, the more likely you would be pushed out of the circle. Just keep waving and shouting like its nobody's business and you'll get respect on the floor. Don't try to hum songs, it just makes you look stupid when you're actually trying to show-off how close you are to the music. And when you fall in a group where girls are also present, you can't survive without the agression. In an effort to prove that they are alpha-males, all the guys get very pushing and loud.

Follow these simple things and you're sure to end up on top of a few dancing shoulders (if you're not oversized and overweight like me, that is).

Crashed and Trashed: Exclusive Online Review of my Fresher's Party

I, along with a friend reached Hotel Ashoka, one of the best 5 star hotels in city for our Fresher's Party. My friend had come in his best clothing which he bought esp for the event - embroidered kurta and payjamas. Me was in simple Shirt&Jeans. I don't care abt my looks that much.

After the usual alcohol and cigarette checkup we were allowed to go inside. And then my friend found there was no use for his attire. Inside was all dark and humid with kids rocking the floors to DJ's music. I first thought we were being caged. I went totally blind bcoz of sudden change of light level. They my eyes adjusted. Met my friends who were already dripping sweat.

The floor was all crowded. There was very little place to move to the groove. Somehow ppl had to crawl among the long line of rocking bodies.
Worst thing was: the music had little pace. The DJ playing it was a poor one. He not only was playing complete tracks, but he wasn't putting any beats or changing the tempo of the songs either. Apart from that music selection was awful. Only crappy Hindi remixes and Punjabi. The DJs that came in my former college's party were much better (read prev posts).

And folks were still shaking like it was a miraculous place to be. I can't digest how they could, first of all, dance in that small area esp when music's so slow, secondly, how could they like the same songs being played repetedly. Boring. They jumped in the air shouting violently whenver a Punjabi song began, you know, the usual "ting-a-ding-a-ting-a-ding-a" tune, trademark of all thats Punjabi.

I sat dormant for a long time, just gazing at fellas knockin themselves tired. Many friends asked me to join them but I told them that it wasn't fast enough. Really. I did feel that way. Frustrated, I approached the DJ and asked him to play some Prodigy, Chem Bros or Oakenfold. He said thats for later. I gave him the grumpy look and went back. You're supposed to build the tempo at beginning, not when everybody is tired and wanting to go home. After some time, I told myself: "lower your imaginary standards and go out there and rock." So I did for abt half hour.

And when 2 hrs were left, and I was sitting in corner gobbling up pizzas and sipping cold drinks, thinking about the trance I'd be in when my favourite music will be played, the music stopped. The lights came on. Everyone complained that they wanted more. Then came the newsflash that one of the seniors had harassed the hostess and assaulted a guard and then ran away. Apparently that became a big issue and Hotel Manager and Commissioner of Police were called. The hall was emptied. The seniors felt sorry and apologized to us for all that had happened. Then the silence. And then it was bye-bye for us.

I became really violent at the end for I hadn't had any fun. Everybody felt like killing the bastard who ruined it all for us. For me, it was 250 bucks gone in the drain. Better luck next life.

Prepared

today is my fresher's party. occasion when all the newbies to college life are given a great time (supposedly) by seniors. But I know I'll end up bored. THere would be only 2 things: Food & Dance. As I'm not fond of the latter one, i'll be found next to the food table irritating the waiters.
Mebbe if they put on some oakenfold, prodigy or chem bros, i mite as well be on the dance floor for a few minutes.

I would be leaving in 5 mts. Am listening to the epic song "Paranoid Android". Don't know if the resonance of the song in my mind would help me enjoy the party or not.